Ninja Frog
I was out having a smoke on my deck the other day and saw a damn ninja frog stealthily observing my kitchen from the window. I'm pretty sure he was eyeing my temporary insanity hot sauce that I got from Sean. Not a chance frog! That bottle of liquid fire is mine and mine alone! The crazy thing is that the window is a good 20 feet from the ground. He must have used his ninja hand spikes to scale the wall.
posted by jason @ 12:44 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
is he chasing that ginormous bug on the window - in order to put the hot sauce on it?
` Yes, I'd say he's more interested in the cricket.
` Mmm! Crickets.
` BTW, wasn't it Dave who got kicked out of the food cons because his Special Reserve Insanity Sauce actually killed someone via heart attack?
` To make sure you know, you must watch the new movie trailer.
` MY BOYFRIEND KICKS AZZ!
I just watched the sad kermit video you posted below. Priceless !
` Kermit video? Where?!?!?!?!? I have heard of this infamous thing....
` *leap* *smash* *thud*
` Whoops. Wrong window.
` *leap* *smash* *crunch*
` My newly crash-landed mewing little aliens are going to eat your ninja frog if you don't put something else up!
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