whaaa?

epic fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcujGqRiNvE&eurl=http://failblog.org/&feature=player_embedded

return of the prodigal son

Hello, I'm back.

I just had to pee for a very long time....like a year or so. These trying times find your humble narrator in John Asguaga's Nugget in lovely Reno Nevada. I've been here since Tuesday and can't wait to get out of here. I'm at an educational conference composed of 900 of my least closest friends. Nobody is talking to me except the people I work with. I've already lost 70 bucks and gambling is holding no interest at all. I've been in bed by 9pm and 11pm consecutive days. The classes are interesting and I'm learning a lot that I didn't already know. It's the in between times that are killing me. Perhaps I should make them relaxing times with Santori. Right now, I'm listening to a really shitty cover band play the lame ass hits from the 70's, anxiously awaiting the opening of the bar in 5 minutes. I think they are going to have the same amputee/disabled fashion show as two years ago. For a more thorough accounting, see my post "Fear and Loathing in Reno" from precisely 2 years ago. This year will be different though. This year I'm going to win the free laptop in the raffle come hell or high water. Wish me luck.

Keeping my head down....

-J