This is funny, be sure to pay attention to the bold type...I mean....WTF?!?
SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.
The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.
“The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.
Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.
posted by jason @ 4:52 PM
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` So... I could be talking to someone who's had sex with a horse or a cow and wouldn't know it because they're not in jail?
` Gah!!!
Well, it's good that the laws for Washington State are now clearly defined. Horses, Cows, OK! Sheep, Goats, Cruelty! It's a good thing horses and cows can't sue.
How is it only animal cruelty when smaller animals are involved? It's not like the horse had a say in the matter or anything.
Jade
` Hey! Want to know something else disturbing, but in an actually humorous way? My new blog!
I think you and Laura are competing for the most disturbing posts!! All I can say is EWWWEE!!!
` Good idea! Rescuing horsies from their sexually abusive owners is a noble cause.
` Have you ever heard of the guy who married a horse? Grah. But then, I hear, the horse loved him, too!
` Well, then they're weirdos, both of 'em!
` You know, my friend rescued a horsey from a slaughterhouse truck. The driver sold him to her for ten bucks because he wouldn't fit.
` Poor horsey! He had been abused and neglected his whole life. Didn't even know that carrots were for eating!
` And so, he got to see what life with a loving owner was like! He was just starting to not resemble skin and bones when he suddenly developed cancer of the nose and had to be euthanized.
` So, if you ever rescue a horsey, beware of nose cancer!
well, the only reason this made news in Seattle is because they don't hear of it that often.
Out here in Missourah that's an hourly occurence.
` Did you know they found a new use for sheep there?
` Yup... wool.
*rim shot*
` Okay, I'm leaving, don't shove.
A-ron - you should post that 'Faces of Death' movie clip you sent me!
FUN-NY!!!
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