That pic doesn't give "Assman" the justice he deserves. I asked Aaron to trade spots with me, cuz I had ass right in my face..... ewwwe. The scariest part was I think he was the owner of the bar & atleast 60 years old. I hope he wasn't bartending to help out at any point.
According to Nikki, he also told Dana he's a golf pro. Dana made a comment about being able to beat him at golf rather than shuffleboard, and he pointed to a plaque on the wall he had won for some golf tournament.
Heather and Jason, at least you weren't the one sharing shuffleboard pieces with him or getting the constand "high fives" from him. A little ass in the face is nothing compared to THAT. I couldn't wait to get my hand sanitizer out of my purse!! Jade, it was the OTHER guy that was the golfer, not the assman. And I went to the MO Golf Assn. website and sure engouh John (Westy) was the 2005 Senior Amatuer Champion hahahaha!
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Is that a picture I took? That's a good shot whoever took it. I know I tried to get the money shot, but he wasn't co-operating.
That pic doesn't give "Assman" the justice he deserves. I asked Aaron to trade spots with me, cuz I had ass right in my face..... ewwwe. The scariest part was I think he was the owner of the bar & atleast 60 years old. I hope he wasn't bartending to help out at any point.
According to Nikki, he also told Dana he's a golf pro. Dana made a comment about being able to beat him at golf rather than shuffleboard, and he pointed to a plaque on the wall he had won for some golf tournament.
Jade
Heather and Jason, at least you weren't the one sharing shuffleboard pieces with him or getting the constand "high fives" from him. A little ass in the face is nothing compared to THAT. I couldn't wait to get my hand sanitizer out of my purse!! Jade, it was the OTHER guy that was the golfer, not the assman. And I went to the MO Golf Assn. website and sure engouh John (Westy) was the 2005 Senior Amatuer Champion hahahaha!
Dana
whatev. i'm sure that was a-ron. i've seen those baggy pants before....
Ya Laura... We didn't play shuffleboard after that.
New post! I know you've had so much extra time to kill this week. Kidding!
~Jade
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