Monday, October 24, 2005

Vacation, all I ever wanted...vacation, had to get away

Late entry:

I meant to make this post on Friday, but I got home late and ended up going out to eat. I'm on vacation for a week and it's just what the doctor ordered. This Saturday we went to Jade's folks house in Jonesburo, Arkansas. We got to drive 6 hours through hilly southern Missouri in the middle of fall....it was fantastic. Oh yeah, did I mention we drove 6 hours? That pretty much blew ass. I figured out why they called it Arkansas....it's just as flat and boring as Kansas. It was quite a shock to see how deep in the bible belt we got. About an hour or two into the journey we started seeing billboards guilt-tripping you into being pro-life. That, and there was an antique store/flea market and church every 10 feet. There were at least 5 churches in a town of 200. As for the antiques...what's up with that? There aren't that many tourists in that part of the country....so, I figure every person in town has owned the same antique at one point in time. There was a cool shop that sold lawn ornaments. I meant to stop on the way back and look for a garden gnome, but I must have missed it. There was also a confederate souvenier shop that I thought about stopping at...but I didn't have the balls. As for Arkansas, they had some pretty cool neighboorhoods. Jade's parents live in one right near a golf course and all the yards are filled with great aged trees. There is nothing more I hate than a lot with one or two very young trees. It's so barren. The problem with Jonesburo is that it's a dry county....yeah, how fucked up is that....completely dry, can't buy beer anywhere.....not even in most restaurants. Luckily, we went to a private club for dinner. Since they were a private club, they could serve alchohol. It was a sweet, artsy place with a kick-ass menu. On Sunday, her parents showed me around town and we went to a wildlife sanctuary/museum. The museum was pretty cool. They had an educational movie about the geological history of the area. The theatre was designed to be "multi-sensory". It was hokey, but fun at the same time. There were floodlights that simulated being underwater, sunsets, fire, etc. There was also several high power fans located in different directions to simulate wind. When it was raining a bit of mist would blow out over the audience. During the explanation of the 1812 earthquake, the seats actually rumbled. I thought it was pretty cool for such a small, state funded sanctuary. They also had a standard museum of missouri wildlife. They also had a kick ass nature trail that had an observatory that overlooked a canyon of sorts.....a cleaned up trash pit. I got some good pictures, but they are on this weird stuff called "film", so I will have to wait until I get a "photo cd" before I can post them. It was most impressive in real life, I hope the pictures turn out well. We came back today and I had to drive a u-haul truck full of furniture for 6 hours. I spent 90 bucks in gas alone on the trip back. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be....the truck was actually more comfortable than a car. It was liking sitting on my living room couch for 6 hours. Plus, kick ass scenery in partly cloudy skies for most of the journey. It was very relaxing. The good news is that Jade and I now have a completley new bedroom and dining room set. I'm glad to be home and am looking forward to coming up to kc on Wednesday night. By the way, these posts should have "drunk check"....I spent way too much time correcting my typing.

Laters-
-J

21 Comments:

At October 24, 2005 10:22 PM, Blogger Aaron said...

Elwess, lets go out to dirks for drinks wednesday night. When do you plan on getting into town?

Don't forget to bring taboo, unless you've gotten scared.

 
At October 25, 2005 11:30 AM, Blogger jason said...

I'll be in town about 4pm hopefully. Drinks at Dirks would be fine, as long as you don't cry when I whup your ass at shuffleboard. I'll bring taboo and my xbox. Can anyone say "Shark, Shark!" for intellivision?

 
At October 25, 2005 12:51 PM, Blogger locomocos said...

WE WANT PICTURES!!!!

did you take photos of the guilty pro-life signs, lawn ornament store, and confederate store? Those would be SWEET!!!!

i want to see pics of this trash canyon, and your new furniture!!!

hooray for "film" (-is that what it's called?)!

 
At October 25, 2005 3:00 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine said...

` Ditto, Cas! (We have some pro-life signs and stuff around here, but also some very liberal billboards, all in one!)
` Let's see, flat and filled with red and orange trees. Sounds like Ohio.

 
At October 26, 2005 6:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I just add that "We" did not drive to Arkansas. Jade drove the entire way.

No pics of the billboards, but I would like to start a photo album of the cheesy church signs along the way that impart their wisdom to the passersby. Like, "Be careful when you stretch the truth......it may snap back in your face." This was a bumper sticker back in Columbia: Christians are not perfect...but the God that forgives them is!"

And so on. I feel so unclean. Yes, my mom asked us to actually go to an 8:30 "casual" church service with them, but I nipped that right in the bud. I think I laughed. Us?

~Jade

 
At October 26, 2005 10:18 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine said...

` Ohhh, I have the funniest 'church signs' which I 'made'.
` I think I may also have some real ones.

` I'll have to put those up sometime.

 
At October 27, 2005 4:01 AM, Blogger Blackpetunia said...

I'm on your page. Yay.
For awhile I thought you banned me from you page, I tried to post to this a few days ago and it never appeared in the comments.

 
At October 30, 2005 8:21 AM, Blogger Aaron said...

That was me Amber. I banned your sassy ass from posting comments. That'll teach ya.

 
At October 31, 2005 5:45 AM, Blogger Blackpetunia said...

You may be a big blog broker, but I have ways of getting around your blocks!

 
At October 31, 2005 6:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay tuned for Halloween pics this week~

~Jade

 
At November 04, 2005 3:28 PM, Blogger Aaron said...

New post nigga!

 
At November 06, 2005 10:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been busy moving furniture......give us a break, eh?!! Jason should post pics soon. My so-called archaic "film" produced better quality photos than this "digital" flimflam.

~j.

 
At November 06, 2005 2:11 PM, Blogger Aaron said...

That's because Jason doesn't know how to take pictues. It's been a week, what's up?

 
At November 06, 2005 6:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You rambling pussyfart.

 
At November 07, 2005 6:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was NOT me, by the way!! I have the courage to sign my inane remarks...

~Jade

 
At November 07, 2005 6:18 PM, Blogger jason said...

That sounds like Sean

 
At November 07, 2005 10:15 PM, Blogger Aaron said...

You hit the nail weeth the hammer there, cowboy. (russian accent)

Are you sure it wasn't you Jade? I've heard you call Jason a pussyfart before.

'our shenanigans are cheeky, and fun. his shenanigans are cruel, and tragic. which makes them not shenanigans at all really...'

 
At November 08, 2005 3:53 PM, Blogger jason said...

Shit, what movie is that quote from? It's driving me crazy.

 
At November 09, 2005 5:21 AM, Blogger Aaron said...

'I'm gonna pistol-whip the next guy who says shenanigans. Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the wall and mozerella sticks? You mean Shenanigans? You're talking about Shenanigans, right?'

 
At November 13, 2005 7:57 AM, Blogger jason said...

Meow lemme get this straight....the movie your talking about is Super Troppers, correct? Meow that's a funny ass movie. I've seen it, meow lemme think, about a dozen times....and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Meow I have just one questions for you....Who wants a mustache ride?

 
At November 15, 2005 4:19 PM, Blogger Aaron said...

I DO! I DO!

 

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