Wednesday, January 04, 2006
About Me
- Name: jason
- Location: Columbia, Missouri, United States
Current resident of Columbia, born and raised in Parkville Missouri, near Kansas City. BS from MU, post-graduate work at Northwestern U in Chicago...which coincidentally was the best time of my life. Not friends with a ton of people but the ones I know I consider some of the best people I've ever met. Music is life to me, but I can't play a lick of it anymore. Other than that, you'll have to wait for my autobiography tentatively slated for release in 2025 when I'm old, fat, and famous.
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9 Comments:
That's funny Laura. I thought Dad had already convinced you to believe in the Stargate theory...
` It would have to be a giant human raised on another planet, though, because it would have died from our gravity and air pressure.
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Why? Dinosaurs and elephants exist on land on our planet. That human wouldn't be any bigger.
I'm with spoony on this one. That guy would've been 30 feet tall.
So... lots of dinosaurs were over 30' tall...duh! And what about King Kong?!?
` Yes, but Tyrannosaurs and elephants are built for being huge. Humans are not. Their legs wouldn't be much use, their circulatory systems would fail, and they wouldn't be able to get enough oxygen. Kinda like The 50 Foot Woman.
` ...Unless, of course, they were more sturdily constructed, like dinosaurs. A lot of this has to do with bone strength and muscle power - the larger a muscle is, the less powerful it is.
` And then there's the matter of needing way too much food to power the brain - your brain metabolizes like 15% of all the calories you eat! (That's why most animals have smaller brains. Including huge dinosaurs.)
I agree with Spoony, that guy would have a schlong the size of a tree trunk and yarbles the size of beach balls. That would weigh a guy down.
Who said it was a guy?? Maybe its a woman....with very small breasts!!
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