Meet Bob
Thanks to enzyte, Bob has a generous swelling of pride......
Awhile back, somebody made a post about giving alchohol to your plants to increase their growth. I commented that it worked with Bob back when I lived in Kansas City. I don't feed Bob near as much beer as I used to, but he still gets some now and again. Just look at him!!! He's huge! When I transtported him down here 2 years ago his branches only came to the bottom of the planter. Last fall, I trimmed him again, this time to about 1/4 of what you see here. This guy is out of control...I think he's secretely on the juice. I haven't measured him, but I think the longest "tendril" is at least 6 feet long, maybe more. Alas, It's almost touching the floor and it keeps getting caught in my dresser drawers, so I have to trim him again. I had to post a picture of Bob in all his majesty so that mankind may benefit from gazing upon his awesomitude.
posted by jason @ 3:43 PM
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14 Comments:
He must secretly be doing shots of Irish whiskey while you're gone. Ohhhh, so that's where all the Jameson went!!
~Jade
try this : a can of coke, can of beer, 12 oz of dirty fish tank water(sounds gross but this stuff is magical for plants), mix with 1 gallon of water = home made miracle grow. Some recipes call for the left over ashes and goop from the bottom of your BBQ.
You need to move your supply of anabolic steriods away from the desk. That plant is clearly a juicer.
I've heard a recipe similar to that one, except it also calls for chewing tobacco.
you are correct except that its already chewed tobacco and the spittle that goes with it which is why i left it out as not too many people are into chewing just to liven up their plants.
I say, if you're gonna go, go all out. It's pretty funny how some of the foulest stuff on earth can make a good miracle grow.
you know, you can give bob a hair cut, and make a shit ton of little bobs with the clippings. just stick them into a glass of water, or directly into a pot of soil, a VOILA!! you have christmas presents for EVERYONE!
` Another technique for making plants grow that I've heard of is club soda - it gives them extra Co2, apparently. I haven't actually tried this myself, though.
I did the post on alcohol for the plants. So people take their plant growing pretty seriously. THere was a college kid on the plane from Syracuse this morning who was carring a plant onto the plane cuz he didn't want it to die!!
Just do the ultimate in recycling, use your own waste in your flower pots.
Make sure to do it in a bowl first so you can mix it up really well before you dump it in, so to speak.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit there.
` Ditto.
` I wonder if spitting that in the pot is beneficial?
` Never mind.
Elwess! Float trip! June 23-25. Let me know if you can make it.
Duh!! We invited you to come down HERE to see Hank III that Saturday, remember??? Already got tickets.
~Jade
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